Sep 21, 2014

Really need some good vibes, guys. Really, really, really.

Wise brain, radical acceptance, breathing exercises… not enough right now.

I’m OK, I am. I just really need to be present right now for Dan and I’m struggling.

L.A. Attorney Faces Suspension for Fake Photos With Celebrities, Politicians

From her 16-page defense/response to the charges, in which she refers to herself in the third person: “Sangary is a prominent donor and philanthropist, supporting important social causes, who had recently received the email from President Obama, with the subject line ‘I need your help today’, asking Svitlana Sangary for an additional donation.”

 

Dan needs to stand up when he eats right now, so I need a creative solution to deal with this temporary situation so he’s not literally eating off the cat stand and bar tables are like $300 and not really high enough.

My brain is just not firing on all cylinders- what can we use as a makeshift eating surface? Must be flat and big enough to hold a plate! Those are the only requirements! Prefer to buy in-store today.

Sep 19, 2014
Fedora Boss left his cell phone on his desk when he went to Downtown for a seminar. I know he plans on meeting up with one of his lady friends directly from said seminar.
He spent all morning texting and now he has no phone.
I can hear it buzzing from my desk!! Music to my ears!

Fedora Boss left his cell phone on his desk when he went to Downtown for a seminar. I know he plans on meeting up with one of his lady friends directly from said seminar.

He spent all morning texting and now he has no phone.

I can hear it buzzing from my desk!! Music to my ears!

tages / He's going to ask me to bring it to him. I will send this gif in reply.
drdisgruntledphd:

In retrospect, it seems quite obvious.
(Attn: U/N crabby-cakess; crabby-cakes to the white courtesy phone.)

I love this so much I made it my work computer wallpaper.

drdisgruntledphd:

In retrospect, it seems quite obvious.

(Attn: U/N crabby-cakess; crabby-cakes to the white courtesy phone.)

I love this so much I made it my work computer wallpaper.

(Source: gilmoure)

tages / Dune is the best movie ever made.
Sep 18, 2014

JIMINY CRICKET!

The first fall I lived in LA, we had crickets everywhere. Coming under doors, through drains… just crickets. Everywhere.

That was 8 years ago.

Just now, in a totally different apartment, I had two crickets crawling on my foot. I encountered another one as I ran for a glass to trap the original two.

CRICKETS JUMP, BTW.

tages / Should I bring a spider in to eat the crickets? And a rat to eat the spiders? and a snake to eat the rats?

Listening to Cubs on WGN

And it is alllllllll fucking political ads by this one nut job who Dan tells me once shot a political ad from his HELICOPTER to point out where the “illegals” live.

More videos show missing Virginia student, others

Wait, wait, wait. This “witness” saw that she looked like she was distressed, so he just followed her? Instead of asking if she was distressed? What was his main plan here? To follow her to make sure she… went to a hospital? Found her friends, who he likely did not know? And then she met up with another man, so he just walked off, and yet this other man is not seen on any of the videos?

My red flags, they are a’waving.

Sep 17, 2014
rouxfully:

Important pink toebeans.

That is the face of a happy cat.

rouxfully:

Important pink toebeans.

That is the face of a happy cat.

Sep 14, 2014

Natters reminds me of a thing that happened in Brewster last week that is Bob’s Burgers related.

I was online at a bagel store, wearing my sweet Linda tank top, and this happened:

Woman asking too many questions about gluten at a bagel store: “Oh! OH!! I thought that was one of those mustache shirts! you know, old-timey mustaches, everyone is into those lately.”

Me: “Ha! I guess at first glance, if you just see the hair…”

W…BS: “That is something new. So charming!”

Me: “Oh, thanks!”

W…BS: “I just would never think to wear something like that!”

Me: “okkkkk…”

W…BS: “I would never wear a shirt with my own FACE in it!”

My mom, just tuning in: “Her what?”

Me: “It’s not…”

W…BS: “Hmmm, your glasses don’t really look like that, though…”

Me: “It’s from a TV show. It’s not my face.”

W…BS: “Oh? It’s a decent likeness other than the frames.”

My mom: “She has blond curly hair. That is not her face.”

Me: “Mom…”

My mom: “You could just get a Simpsons t-shirt. People would know that. Or you could not wear cartoons.”

Me, IF I WAS THINKING FAST ENOUGH: “Alriiiiiiight!”

tages / *I was not thinking fast enough.
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