So someone has been forging checks/creating completely fake checks on the business general account, which is very bad, but not nearly as bad as if this happened on the client trust account, because… HO LEE FUCK.
The checks are signed by passive aggressive co-worker. It seems. Except, clearly not, because the checks are printed, and we don’t have access to any program in the office that prints checks AND she would just never do this, ever, in any situation that can be conceived. She is not involved.
We hand-write everything, and the checks are out of sequence by A LOT. They’re made out to one person, and signed by another. I mean, the red flags are everywhere and I’m shocked the bank didn’t catch it. (Just kidding, banks are the worst.)
PA co-worker is in England right now, and not really reachable, but it is CLEAR whoever did this stole her signature and that seems to be a level of sophistication that scares me a bit.
Anyway, the cops are coming tomorrow to interview all of us, and I will say without one second of hesitation that it is not the 4 main people in my office, nor the one other part-time person.
I have no explanation as to what happened at this point. None. It seems too insidery to be random. But I have NO explanation. I’m shocked.
So tomorrow I get to have my first real interview by real police that will INTERVIEW me and I have nothing to fear, but… damn. I think I’m bring my good friend Ativan along.
okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it