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If Zoë really loved me, she’d give me a chocolate diamond. And if I loved her, I’d take time off from golfing/business suiting/smugly shaving to devise a way to have one of the cats present her with a diamond tennis bracelet.SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN A SUIT AND AN INTERVIEW WITH STERLING COOPER. I can see the commercial now! Although, what self-respecting cat is going to give up diamonds? Might be a problem there.
That asshole. If he really loved Zoe, he’d give her a music box that plays the Lexus “December to Remember Sales Event” theme and there’d be a Lexus with a red bow outside. Diamonds are soooo last year.
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scriptor reblogged this from zoearcher and added:
Reblogging because I had no idea Lexus had a tune until that stupid commercial and that is, by far, one of the dumbest...
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As a matter of fact, I tweeted about that bizarre Pavlovian response earlier today. Suddenly everyone knows that creepy...
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That asshole. If he really loved Zoe, he’d give her a music box that plays the Lexus “December to Remember Sales Event”...
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